bigbigtruck: shmeeshed: mortson: buttpatrol: this fucking guy omg this post is literally me in every way Marry me, majestically pooping guy! “Mr. Henderson, was it? Ah yes, here for the 9:45 AM stock photo shoot. Just sign this royalty agreement here and here, this model contract here, and this waiver here… thank you. Now, here’s what we want you to do…”
Never change guys. This is more emotional then when I graduated.
Hey. So like I was gonna stay off the internet for a week or so to become a better person but then I didn’t so HEY I LOVE YOU WHAT’S UP.
Anonymous asked: what does vulturesque mean? also do you make $ with your blog using peepspayerDOTcom?
I'm still alive but I'm barely breathin'
Cuz there’s no WIFI in my building.
Cries into guitar pick
WAIT Actually cries because ouch thAT FUCKING HURT
I see you everywhere, in the stars, in the river, to me you’re everything that...– Virginia Woolf, Night and Day (via helplesslyamazed)
youdie-andpaytaxes: vulturesque: captainmajorfaggot: moseby: only in america is there 1 day dedicated to each parent and a whole week dedicated to sharks fucking shit up Sharks killed my dad. You’re white. WHAT WAS THAT?!
Remember when I posted a picture of myself crying into a guitar pick and then hurting myself and then no one cared?